No bologna! Oscar Mayer is selling a new bologna-inspired beauty mask

Yup, this is a real thing!  Oscar Mayer is now selling a bologna-inspired “face mask.”  It’s not a public, pandemic-style mask . . . it’s one of those beauty masks that people use at home to moisturize their skin.

The mask is pink, like a slice of bologna, and it kind of resembles how kids will bite holes in the slices for their eyes and mouth, and hold them up to their face.  And that was the inspiration for the mask.  L O L.

See photos and video of the mask below.  It looks like legit, real bologna.

Interested in one??  They started selling the masks on Amazon yesterday for $5.00 apiece.  They say they’ll sell them “as supplies last” . . . but at last glance the masks were marked as “currently unavailable.”  It’s unclear if they’re already gone, or if there will be more.

Talking about bologna has me craving pickle loaf bologna.  Mmm.  LOL.