Welcome to another week of my “what was he thinking when he wrote his dating app bio and/or used that photo?” I like to think this is my continuing public service to help men write better bios and post better pics. Or at least a good chuckle if you’re not on dating apps. I’ll put a link to the first week at the bottom so I don’t have to repeat my “we don’t want to see dead animals” rant for another week. Plus, you get to enjoy the “mommy milkers” guy.
Let’s start with a photo this week. It is the only thing on this guy’s profile, and I’m not sure why this is supposed to be enticing…
There is not enough “nope” for that. I don’t know if he thinks he’s Gene Simmons from KISS, but so much nope.
Next up, my friend Suzanne came upon of crop of guys that can’t seem to figure out how old they are. I didn’t realize the birth date section of the app was that hard.
Not only are you not 32, but I also decline your offer for the gym.
Don’t get discouraged? We still don’t know how old you are! I scrubbed it out, but he has a college name listed with a graduation year of 2025. Judging by the guy’s pic (that I didn’t include cause I don’t want to get sued), if he’s out of high school I’d be shocked. WHY are you on a dating app NOT 29 year old?
Now we’ll move on to these fantastic endorsements:
You both sound fun! Can’t wait!
Now for the guy who knows he’s shallow looking for an equally shallow lady…
But at least he’s not judgy!
Now for a couple of guys that make me want to get off dating apps all together.
Uuuuhhhhh…
No. RUN! RUN AWAY!!
So. Dating apps, eh? This is only a few from the folder I’ve compiled. Not only from what I’ve seen, but also that my friends Suzanne and Stephanie have shared. Sadly, this is only a couple DAYS worth of examples. More next week…