A security guard, the man hired to protect things, at a museum, thought it was a good idea to draw googly eyes on one of the paintings his first day on the job. It’s a million dollar painting. Did they hire a 6 year old?
This happened a couple months ago. But, it happened in Russia, so it’s not like he’ll probably get away with just a fine. He’s been charged with vandalism, which, seriously, could come with a year in a prison labor camp.
Ya hear that all you kids on my lawn?!? I’m gonna round you up and send you to Russia and then let’s see how funny it is to whiz on my flower bed. I just made that up. There aren’t any kids doing that. I’m pretty much just projecting what me and all my friends on my block were like growing up.
Anyway, Officials say that they can fix the painting fairly easy for just a few thousand dollars. And yes, Peter Pan the security guard was fired. One can only assume he’s looking for his dream job of shooting spit wads at people with a straw.