Never, ever, ever throw hot dogs at police officers. Actually never throw anything at the police unless you’re in a charity softball game with them and you’re throw the ball to them. But more about hot dogs and Florida. Of course this happened in Florida. Jason Stoll, 47 years old, an age where you should know better, threw a hot dog at a couple of cops after they told him his permit as a hot dog vendor had expired. Jason was out with his stand on a roadside around midnight last Saturday. Because, as we know, that prime hot dog sellin’ hours. Police tried to get him to move along after pointing out the expired permit. Jason got angry. And now he’s facing felony battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting. They also noted that he appeared to be drunk……… on power! Hot dog power! No, just drunk. Probably on everyone’s favorite cocktail, Mad Dog 20/20 mixed with lukewarm hot dog water. Jason could get up to 3 years in jail.
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