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Name cockroach after ex. Bonus- watch it get fed to zoo animal. “Cry Me A Cockroach” fundraiser is back! Links and all that in blog.

By Austin Michael Jan 31, 2023 | 6:55 PM

You can name a cockroach after your ex and then watch as it’s fed to another animal. The San Antonio Zoo is going anti-Valentine’s with the return of their “Cry Me A Cockroach” fundraiser. There’s a couple ways that they play it out. You make a donation and then they’ll send you a digital Valentine’s Day Card which you can share on social media. That’s the nice way.

Or, after your donation, they can send a downloadable digital Valentine’s Day card to your ex that lets them know that a cockroach, rodent, or vegetable has been named after them and that the cockroach, rodent, or vegetable has been fed to a zoo animal.

Those are for the 10 to 25 dollar donations. If you really want to add insult to injury, donate $150 and they will make a personalized video of the cockroach, rodent, or vegetable being fed to an animal that you can send to your ex. It isn’t limited to exes. You can name them after anyone you don’t like.