I had to get a new picture for my driver’s license. It came in the mail a couple days ago. I want a do over.
First off, my face is NOT that puffy. I have the last four licenses from the past 20 years or so. They all pretty much look the same except for hair styles and a beard or two. But never until now did I look like a hamster with baseballs stuffed in each cheek. I’m chalking it up to the picture having to be compressed more than usual on the new license styles. I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m running with it. 
Speaking of new style, the majority of the license is a yellow colored landscape. I don’t look good in yellow. I look great in blue, red, black, and especially teal, but not yellow. It looks horrible against my skin tone. 
So, if we could just call in Joel Sartore and my buddy Ralphie Lauren, I could make time for a do over.
By the way, this is a pic of me today. That license pic was just 2 weeks ago. 