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2025 psychic predictions by The Asparamancer! She uses asparagus.

By Austin Michael Jan 2, 2025 | 8:00 PM

A woman claiming to be able to tell the future by throwing asparagus into the air has predicted that Trump will have a health scare in 2025. This grabbed my attention. Not the Trump thing. I had to know more about a psychic that has otherworldly insight via vegetables.

Her name is Jemima Packington, but she likes to be called The Asparamancer. She claims to be up to 90% accurate. I don’t know about that 90%, but I bet all that asparagus is 100% delicious.

She made other predictions for 2025:

—- More royal deaths. She didn’t specify.

—- There will be a catastrophic climate event with mass casualties.

—- People will be shocked by celebrity arrests.

It kind of sounds like she’s just recapping 2024. Speaking of, some predictions she made last year include members of the royal family getting divorced, Great Britain will do poorly at the Olympics, and the US would get a female President. Wrong on all counts.