I know a lot of our lady listeners are fans of comedian Matt Rife’s really hot…..uh, genetics.
And now, he’s making the rest of us guys feel even more inferior. Matt is proving he’s super brave. He just bought the house that inspired all of “The Conjuring” movies. It’s also the occult museum where that supposedly demon possessed Annabelle doll is kept.
The people who sold all of this to Matt have claimed that the doll has drawn blood from victims, caused a priest who insulted it to crash his car into a tree, and even stabbed a police detective. You know, doll stuff. It kind of reminds me of the time that I pulled Stretch Armstrong’s arm too far and it snapped back and slapped my face……….. right before it talked me into skipping school!
Matt said his love of The Conjuring movies inspired him to buy the place and that he’ll keep the museum open. On top of that, he’s going to start letting people book the place for overnight stays. No thank you! I’ve seen ghosts. It’s not fun. But’s a story for another day.
@matt_rife INSANE ANNOUNCEMENT 😍🤯😈👹 I have officially purchased Ed and Lorraine Warren’s home and Occult Museum, including being the legal guardian for at least the next 5 years, of the entire haunted collection including THE ANNABELLE DOLL, with my good friend @Elton Castee !! If you know me, you know I’m obsessed with the paranormal and all things haunted. You also may know The Conjuring films are my favorite scary movies of all time. So I’m incredibly honored to have taken over one of the most prominent properties in paranormal history. Ed and Lorain Warren arguably put demonology and paranormal into the mainstream and are the very heart of some of the most famous haunted stories of all time, The Conjuring House, Amityville Horror, et… We plan to open the house for overnight stays and museum tours so you yourself can experience and learn all the haunted history surrounding this amazing place. #TheConjuring #Annabelle #AnnabelleDoll #haunted ♬ original sound – Matt Rife