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AI Jesus hologram is taking confessions.

By Austin Michael Sep 2, 2025 | 4:01 PM

Instead of doing confessions with a priest of pastor, would you feel comfortable if it were Jesus you were talking to? And by Jesus, I mean a hologram.

Yeah, the real Jesus isn’t back quite yet. So, a church in Switzerland has set up an A.I. Jesus hologram that can also talk back to you in over 100 languages. He’s also lost the robes for what looks like a black tee-shirt. But hologram Jesus still has the long hair and 2 day beard. I watched it speaking English. It’s a bit like an overdub of a foreign movie where the lips don’t match the words. “Peace be with you” kind of looks like he’s really saying, “Cheese socks Billy Madison”. But I’m sure when Hologram Jesus comes back in the 2.0 version, in maybe 2 or 3 eons, they have that worked out.

The AI was built by theologians and computer scientist with information based on the new testament, sacred scripture, and theological texts. Even so, from everything I’ve read and watched about this, a lot of people are uncomfortable with it.