It’s that time of year again to look at how outrageous the swag bags are at the Oscars.
Let’s start with something everyone can relate to, a $25,000 gift certificate to a facial plastic surgeon in New York. I was thinking I could use one of those as the white elephant gift next Christmas.
There’s a stay at a $9 million, mountaintop villa in Spain. A 10 day wellness retreat in Sri Lanka…. But you’ll have to charter your own private jet to get there. Don’t you just hate it when someone gives you a vacation, but not the transport?
Celebs will get liposuction and construction. One of the gifts is an interior remodel. Also, non-alcoholic- THC infused margaritas for all those “California sober” celebs. Non sober folk can use the small batch tequila. There are skin care and fragrance products. And, for when their personal trainers allow cheat days, they can munch on the dark chocolate, freeze dried fruit, cookies, and even pretzels. Plus, probably the most Hollywood gift of all…….. a fully custom prenuptial agreement from a famous divorce attorney. I’m looking at you……….. whoever ends up marrying Shia LeBeouf.
They’re calling them the “Everyone Wins Gift Bags” this year and they’re worth $350,000.