Apparently, times have gotten so hard that even Barbie is now smuggling drugs. Not really. However….
Fentanyl was found inside of Barbie dolls, on store shelves, at the discount store Cargo Largo not too far away in Independence, Missouri. This was last Saturday after security reported finding s suspicious powder inside the Barbie Doll packages.
To make matters worse, five Barbies had already been sold. Luckily they tracked them down within hours. Luckily, nobody has reported being affected by the fentanyl.
Barbie, of course, says she’s innocent and was set up by Cobra Commander or Skeletor.