Jordan Larson was injured in Paris. But it had nothing to do with Volleyball at the Olympics. A French Uber driver somehow hit a pole while they were in the car. He was probably thinking about baking croissants or a weird name for a new perfume. Either way, he obviously didn’t understand how important of a woman he had in the car because Jordan stepped out of the wreck with a black eye.
Sacre bleu!
I saw a picture of the other passenger in the hospital. Her right eye was swollen closed. It looked like she switched from volleyball to boxing and took on Imane Kahlif.
Jordan’s okay. She posted a video talking about it earlier, but I think she’s taken it down. I went to her Instagram account and couldn’t find it.
It might have been an international incident if she wouldn’t have been able to make it back for the start of Husker Volleyball in a couple weeks. It could have started The Corn War where thousands of Nebraskans would rush to Paris and insist that every Macaron is made with corn flour, corn syrup, and filled with soy beans instead of meringue. Every Parisian would faint at the thought and we’d control the city.
By the way, when Jordan gets back, you can hear every game here on B107.3 starting with the Red/ Blue game on August 24th.