A 75 year old Ohio woman was found dead on her porch on Christmas. Police believe the murderer is…… the neighbor’s pig.
That’s right, a homicidal hog! A slaying swine! A blood thirsty boar!
Rebecca Rigney failed to show up for a holiday party. So police were sent in to do a wellness check. They found her body on the porch steps with multiple injuries on her legs. The coroner listed her cause of death as bleeding out due to superficial injuries by livestock animals.
But how did they know it was the neighbor’s pig? I mean, who’s to say it wasn’t a drug addicted chicken trying to steal her social security check?
Because, the hog returned to the scene of the crime as the police were there. In fact there were two large hogs. And, I’m assuming the bite marks matched their mouth. Yes, bite marks because it appears that they were getting even for all the bacon humans eat.
They also found what they believe to be pig hairs in Rebecca’s hands, but police are still investigating.
I watched a clip where a reporter went to the neighbor’s house. A woman answered and said, “ I was told not to say anything about it.” The reporter asked who told her that. She replied, “By myself”. Which sounds like a really weird answer unless someone or, some PIG, told her to keep quiet….. or else.