A Cheeto that is shaped like a Pokemon character sold for just under $88,000 at a recent auction.
I don’t know how it got in the shape it’s in, but it’s not even close to looking like a regular Cheeto. If you use your imagination, it looks like it has a rooster head complete with the rooster comb on top. If you squint just right, it also kind of looks like a very determined rooster face. From the neck down, it resembles the body of a weasel with an extra-long tail. And finally, dragon wings on its back.
Does this resemble the Charizard Pokemon like they claim? Eh, the body does, but not the head. Charizard is a dragon, by the way.
Point being, someone paid $88,000 for a single Cheeto! What do you do with it, pull it out a Christmas for visiting family to look at? Maybe you keep it in a fireproof safe and tell your grandkids that someday it’ll all be theirs?
By the way, whatever happened to all the slices of toast that had Jesus’s face on them. Do you think he’d ever appear on a Cheeto? What if a Cheeto came out looking like the cross? Would it be okay to sell it?