Hi! It’s me again with another week of dating app stupidity. Let my public service work continue! If you want to check out the last couple blog posts of ridiculousness (i.e. we don’t wanna see pics of dead things and other fun), they are linked at the bottom!
We’re going to focus first on guys that fill out their bios and for some reason want you to feel sorry for them because they can’t get a date. EVERYONE IS ON THE APP FOR DATING. I just…
Ooookkkk…I’m fairly convinced that there needs to be a questionnaire at sign up that requires some people to have some sort of therapy or counseling before continuing with their profile. I’m not sure this guy is all ok.
And you are going to continue to be. No thank you.
Here’s another example of someone who needs my suggestion of the prerequisite questionnaire.
I don’t know if he needs a better support system at home, the above counseling…but within the app with a stranger probably isn’t it.
Ok, what other fun can I come up with for this week? Here we go…
I know where he’s trying to go with this, and I’m going to go with I highly doubt it or you wouldn’t be here. Just a guess.
This one needs to also see an educated professional…
I’m gonna go with this dating app is not the place for you…
NEXT!
I highly doubt that.
This guy shouldn’t even be here.
He even included a picture with her from the day they got engaged. I still haven’t figured out if they just broke up or if she’s still on the planet. Either way, if this isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what is.
This guy…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok…this might beat the ‘mommy milkers’ guy from the first week as my favorite. It’s a close race.
We’ll go ahead and end with a photo this week that my friend Suzanne sent me because, well…this is just glorious.
Yes, this is actually someone’s profile photo. There is so much happening here…A) That is a great Michael Jackson poster. Yes, that is the first thing I’m focusing on cause whoever added the mustache is great. B) The plunger. Why? That can’t be comfortable. And C) On what planet did this guy really think this photo would be attractive to someone? I’m assuming he was going for showing his sense of humor, but a plunger in your pants ain’t it.
So, there it is! Our single guy friends still need our help. There are some great profiles out there, but they aren’t fun to make fun of.
As always, thank you to Stephanie and Suzanne as some of these fantastic examples of humanity are theirs. If you have some to share, send them to me! Jill@B1073.com
Here are the links to the last couple weeks: