KFC makes bad 80s style horror movie about homicidal, evil pizza. Watch it in this blog.

Kentucky Fried Chicken is now making horror movies. Actually, it’s a short film about an evil pizza that kills people. It looks exactly like a bad 1980s horror film complete with the stereotypical teen group. They all head out to a remote cabin and……… the pizza eats at least one of their faces. You’ll have to watch it yourself to get the full “It’s so bad that it’s good” effect. I suggest a couple drinks before hitting play. It’s called “La Masacre”. Yeah, it’s all in Spanish, but it does has sub titles. But reading them can be annoying when you’re trying to watch a pizza crust try to drown somebody. That really happens in the movie. A pizza drowns a guy. Obviously the theme here is that if you’re going to eat out, KFC is the best option. Otherwise, you’ll die.