So, here’s the deal. If you’re one of them different dimension, body stealing, QANON lizard people from outer space, now’s a good time to reveal yourself. Oreos is offering aliens free cookies. They put out a press release that says any UFOs that stop by can get free double stuffed cookies. One of their executives said, “For over 109 years, Oreo has brought people on Earth together by inspiring moments of connection. Now the brand is extending its playful personality across the universe to enable all possible life forms to come together over an Oreo cookie.”
They didn’t say if the offer extends to aliens already living on Earth. But I bet they would. You hear that Kardashians…….. who I may or may not have heard are from Planet V?