I was in a car crash yesterday afternoon. It wasn’t my fault and everyone is all right. That said, I’m glad it didn’t turn out like it did for a moronic car thief in Florida. This 38 year old man says he stole a car, but just so he could look for his car which he lost. It gets dumber. He somehow got the car he stole stuck on some railroad tracks right in front of an oncoming train. He jumped out right before the train hit the car which somehow threw the car into a house.
Who lives that close to railroad tracks?
Anyway, the homeowners are ok. The man who stole the car is okay. So, what’s the next smart thing he decides to do? He vandalized a nearby fruit stand, tried to steal a forklift, and then went to the police so they could help him find his car. You know, the one he stole a car to look for. They helped him find a jail cell instead. This report shows pics of the car leaning against the house it hit.