Here’s an unexpected consequence of global warming………. Finding murdered bodies. Lake Mead outside of Las Vegas has been drying up. In the newly exposed parts of the lake bed, they’ve found a barrel full of human remains. A witness told a TV station that she and her husband were docking their boat when they heard a scream. Then they say the body partially sticking out of a barrel that partially stuck in the mud. Authorities say they expect to find more bodies as the water level drops.
They expect to find more bodies? Is this Lake Mead or Camp Crystal Lake??? IS Jason Vorhees running around there?
Police say that they’re confident that it’s a homicide. What theory would make them not confident that a body in a barrel at the bottom of a lake wasn’t a homicide? I mean, I suppose someone could have been trying to use an oil drum as a floating device and that someone drowned while using it and somehow their body got folded into the barrel by water pressure of something.
What do you think we’d find if Lake McConaughey dried up? It’d probably be a lot of corn cob hats, Frisbees, and empty Dorothy Lynch bottles.