Climate change has gotten so bad that it’s now man against monkey. There’s been a really bad drought in Ethiopia which means less food which obviously means that monkeys will need to eat human flesh.
That’s how nature works. Right?
Apparently some monkeys have tried attacking kids, but no children have been hurt. A guy working for Save The Children in Ethiopia says that people are filled with fear. Monkeys are resorting to hiding in bushes and then jumping out at women with kids walking by. And no, they are trying to eat anyone…….yet…… but they do think people have food or water on them. It’s not just monkeys. Warthogs are breaking into people’s houses looking for things to eat or drink and then they don’t want to leave. The silver lining is that warthog’s taste good. So, if the homeowners are able to take the warthogs down, they’ll at least have food. I suggest singing “Hakuna Matata” to lure the hog into a false sense of security.