Apparently there’s a war in space between aliens and dragons and Space Force needs to get on it. That’s what a clearly sane Florida man was saying as he tried to get onto the Space Force base in Patrick, Florida. HE had stolen a car, drove there, and claimed that President Biden sent him to warn everybody about the U.S. aliens fighting Chinese Dragons in space.
I wonder if he added sounds like “Pew-pew! Pew, pew pew!!”
By the way, if Chinese Dragons really were attacking from space, I don’t know how much Space Force could do about it. After 3 years, they still haven’t decided on a design for their uniform pants. And as far as I know, the only space thing they’ve done has been to launch satellites. Do they make astronaut ice cream? I loved that when I was a kid. I bet they pack it in their MREs.