What are you going to have done with your body when you pass? Cremation? Burial? Get it turned into a rubber ball? I don’t even know how that’s possible, but apparently the ancient Mayans used to turn important people’s bodies into rubber balls. Some archeologist found a bunch of urns that had people’s ashes mixed in with rubber and roots. They’d be turned into balls and then used in a sport called Pok-A-Tok. The idea being that it allowed them to live on and participate in a manner of speaking. And yes, this is one of those games where the losing team was sometimes put to death.
If your remains were to be turned into a ball of any sport, which kind of ball would you like to be? I think I’d want to be a beach volleyball for an amateur adult league. They seem to have a lot of fun and hang out more. Or a bowling ball. That’s one of the few balls that doesn’t get hit with something. Sure, there are pins, but the ball is doing the hitting. Yeah, a nice neon bowling ball some cool kind of painting on it.