Dark plasma from sun to hit Earth tomorrow, disrupt a few things. Vid of sun eruption in blog.

A big ball of dark plasma is coming for us from the sun. It’s a large cloud made out of charged solar gas and magnetic fields that the sun ejected Sunday. It should hit Earth Wednesday. It’s expected to maybe cause some minor issues with satellites and power grids. Whether or not the dark plasma turns people into space zombies remains to be seen. But, probably the power grid thing. This is more like the sun burping and then we smell it except that the burp is 5 times as big as we are. Also, if that burp were traveling at 1.3 million miles an hour. That’s true. The dark plasma is going that fast, but still takes 3 days to travel from the sun to Earth.