I am the Queen of the Hoodies. I wear a hoodie every single day. It’s cold in my office, what can I say? My closet is full of them. They’re comfy. I love them! I’m quite sure my niece has stolen just about every one of her boyfriend’s hoodies. She says they smell like him so she wears them everywhere. Women and girls have been stealing their dudes hoodies forever, so this Twitter thread from this mom whose son that has no idea why girls keep taking his hoodies is just glorious.
Update: He’s just come home aaaaand no hoodie
— One Eyed Chupacabra (@indigo_raven_) September 12, 2022
Oooh Lawdy. He sprayed Chanel Bleu on it, she’s definitely taking it today.
— One Eyed Chupacabra (@indigo_raven_) September 12, 2022
I’m just leaving work to pick them up and I’m impatient so I had to text his brother and y’all… I’m screaming pic.twitter.com/8A9UsZCRtg
— One Eyed Chupacabra (@indigo_raven_) September 13, 2022
She even got the little brother involved, who also has no idea about girls and hoodies! Hahahahaa!!
The question was asked if it was the same girl… and no, no it wasn’t the same girl.
Thoughts and prayers are needed in this time of mourning.
— One Eyed Chupacabra (@indigo_raven_) September 13, 2022
😒 rinse repeat pic.twitter.com/4IhirmJyIv
— One Eyed Chupacabra (@indigo_raven_) September 13, 2022
Y’all, she had that hoodie wrapped around her waist before I left the parking lot. pic.twitter.com/PHWhOK8QiB
— One Eyed Chupacabra (@indigo_raven_) September 13, 2022
I can’t…3 days later and the kid still isn’t getting it! I love it!
He will soon realize that’s now HER hoodie.
— One Eyed Chupacabra (@indigo_raven_) September 11, 2022
Now you know. When your sons hit middle school, stock up on hoodies! Hahahahaha!!