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Kangaroo beats man, then won’t let medics save the guy.

By Austin Michael Sep 15, 2022 | 8:00 PM

The meanest kangaroo on Earth severely beat a guy and then wouldn’t let anyone else get near him to try to save his life. Authorities think the man was keeping the roo as a pet. Nobody knows what brought on the beating. Maybe not enough kanga-treats. Whatever it was, he was discovered by a relative who called for an ambulance. When paramedics got there and tried to get to the guy, the kangaroo threatened them.

What kind of grudge does a kangaroo have to harbor to stay there and make sure the guys dies? This feels like there’s a backstory where the man had ruined the kangaroo’s life. Maybe they were best friends as kids but fell in love with the same girl as teens. She was with the kangaroo, but then the man stole her away after causing the kangaroo’s business to go bankrupt. I mean, there has to be a loooooot of inner rage to stick around to watch someone die while keeping other people from saving him. I’d be interested to know if the kangaroo spit on the guy while cursing his mother.

Anyhoo, eventually, police showed up and shot it. But it was too late. Paramedics declared the man dead on the scene.