Ridiculous way I hurt myself this morning.

I had an age related injury this morning……… while sitting on the floor. It gets more ridiculous. I was doing my morning stretches. My beautiful wife walked by. As she did, I reached out to give her one of those mischievous pinches on the bottom. It never landed because as I reached out, at a slightly odd angle from where I was on the floor, the latissimus dorsi muscle on that side of my body cramped up and I dropped to the floor in pain. Being the caring loving wife that Jenny is, she asked what was wrong. Then I had to explain how I hurt myself trying to pinch her rear. Apparently I’m going to need a walker, a harness, or a cane for Christmas.