A man in Peru was walking around with a 600 year old mummy stuffed in a food delivery bag. It’s one of those insulated bags that can hold 6 to 8 pizzas. The mummy was in kind of a fetal position. Yeah, he was out in public, half drunk, showing the mummy to people. And yes, his job is to deliver food. And yes, he was working at the time. So, people’s meals were also carried around in that bag.
Nobody seems to know where a drunk delivery guy got his hands on a 600 year old mummy. Until they do, they won’t be able to WRAP this case up. (rim-shot!) About all they got out of the guy so far is him saying, “I take care of her and she takes care of me.” He’d named it Juanita. Maybe the guy is blind too, because the mummy is male.
I’m told it wasn’t supposed to be a mummy, but somebody put a body in the bag with McDonald’s food 30 years ago. We’ve all seen those “hamburgers 10 years later” videos.