Italian police found and picked up TWO TONS of cocaine that was floating in the Mediterranean sea off the coast of Sicily. It was strung together in sealed packages with netting. Apparently it was a drop off for some ship to come by and pick it up.
Remember Cocaine Bear? Great white sharks have been known to swim in the Mediterranean. Do you see what could have happened if that coke had been out there long enough for a shark to gobble some up? It’d start with some Duuuuh, duh. Duuuuh, duh. Duh, duh, duh, duh… like in “Jaws”. Then it swallows 10 or 15 pounds and all of a sudden it goes from scary Great White to white tuxedo and disco music. And he’s acting all like a big shot. Then he invites his impressionable friends over and next thing you know Nemo’s got blood shot eyes and talking smack at crabs.
Actually, this would be a perfect movie for TUBI. I need to go call to my agent.