A baby broke into the White House today! The extra tall, double fences……. The snipers on the roof……. The Secret Srevice walking the perimeter….. the dogs, the radar, and even Dolph Lungren as an undead super soldier……….. none of them kept a little kid from making it onto the grounds, heading towards the front door. The child, whose name nor age have been identified, squeezed through the metal fencing on the north side. The second he squeezed through, it set of an immediate lock down. Then big men with big guns went into action, quickly locating him and getting the kid back to his parents who were apparently oblivious of what the child was doing.
The Secret Service released a pretty good statement that said, “We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that, he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents.”
By the way, what is it with little kids trying to squeeze through things all the time? Those bars on the fencing are only 5 1/2 inches between. By the way, he’s not the first kid to try. Other child have gotten stuck trying to do it. This is the first kid to make it.