The biggest Bigfoot expedition ever is getting ready to finally get to the bottom of the……uh…….. foot. Tom Biscardi is one of the world’s premiere authorities on Bigfoot. He says he’s put together a team of experts to undertake the definitive search for the beast.
How does one become an authority or an expert on something that doesn’t exist? Isn’t that like me saying I’m a master chef when it comes to the Klingon delicacy Rokeg Blood Pie. It is a delicious meal with hints of Krada and Targ and is simply scrumptious. If I were to bake some up for you…… what, you’d like a slice? Eh……… I’m kind of short on ingredients at the moment.
Anyway, Tom and team are planning on heading to Thailand, filming everything, and creating a documentary that I’m sure will be full of dramatic whispering, bad lighting, and several shaky camera shots.