A cow just sold for $4 million at an auction. A cow! It doesn’t even dance. So why so much moo-lah for a single bovine???
Her name is Viatina-19. She is from a long line of genetic breeding leading to meatier cows. Think of her like Paul Atrides in Dune and how he is from a eons long breeding program seeking the perfect human…. The Hesikardashian Heteracha Give The Dog A Bone or something like that. She puts on muscle real fast and is very fertile. Ergo, more meat quicker to get to market. She’s also about twice the size of other cows in her breed. Viatina-19 is considered so sought after that she even travels with armed security guards.
She’s also the new Guinness Book Of World Record Holder for most expensive cow. At 2,400 pounds, she cost the buyer $416.6 per pound.
Also, pay no attention to the “dash 19” on the end of her name. Nope, nothing that involved genetic changes and a “dash 19” ever turned out scary. Right?