Cocaine Bear may not have been so real, but cocaine sharks is. I know I made a joke about it last year, but it has become a real thing in the waters outside of Brazil. Marine biologists recently tested 13 random sharks there. They all had high levels of cocaine in their bodies.
Scientists say that a lot of it is coming from the sewage that gets dumped into the water because so many people use cocaine there. Note to self: never vacation in Rio because they dump all the sewage right off the beaches and because all the sharks are super high on cocaine.
Scientists think the cocaine is changing shark behavior making them more aggressive. And by aggressive, they mean the shark is going to keep you up all night telling you about how dumb and chatty dolphins are.
Speaking of, apparently somebody actually made a terrible move called “Cocaine Shark” last year. It look awful. But in a kind of good way.