Starting Monday, McDonald’s is doing a promotion where they’re offering “Menu Hacks”. Hacks have been around for years. It’s where you can get a secret menu item that isn’t listed anywhere. The most interesting item for McDonald’s is the Land, Air, and Sea sandwich. It’s a Big Mac with a filet-o-fish and a chicken patty slapped on it. I’m not sure fish, chicken and hamburger belong together. It feels like it’ll cause a rift in space/ time. It feels like they’re trying to force the Turducken version of whatever they have in the restaurant into a bun. Maybe it should be called a Bigchikish or Macickenish.
There’s also a double cheeseburger with chicken nuggets with barbeque sauce. That might be okay. And there’s the double cheeseburger with a fish fillet on it. Again, hamburger with fish together…. No. Just the thought of cheese slices on fish sounds all wrong. And I love cheese on everything…. Except fish. Cheese and fish is like peanut butter and onions
I’m told that there is an item or two that you can only order by using the McDonaald’s app, but I think you can just go in and order that Land, Air, and Sea thing.