I thought politics couldn’t get any weirder. That was until I saw that Sarah Palin is running for a Congressional seat in Alaska against………. Santa Claus. He looks jolly, has the long white beard, and Santa Claus is his real, legal name. It wasn’t always that way. He was once known as Tom ‘O Connor. He was a cop. But he prayed for guidance as to what to do with his life. As he was praying, someone yelled “Santa I love you”. So he decided to change to Santa and get into politics. As for his political leanings, Santa if more liberal, saying that he’s a supporter of Bernie Sanders. He does have some political experience. He’s currently the Mayor of North Pole, Alaska. That’s a real town.
Santa is throwing his winter cap into a really full ring of candidates. Including Palin, there are at least 50 other people running for that one seat.