There are times that I think half the people in the world have lost their minds. 27 year old Chandra Andrews of Mobile, Alabama, recently decided to stop her car in the middle of traffic so she could get on the hood and dance. One leg on the hood, the other on the roof, shaking what God gave her for everyone on that street to see.
I can’t find any articles that mention why Chandra felt the need to do this, but it looks like she was having fun. After she got done dancing, she just sat on the car and gave the middle finger to other drivers she was blocking. Police eventually showed up and arrested her for disorderly conduct.
Honestly, there are times when I’m stuck in traffic that I wouldn’t mind getting out and giving the rest of the world a big old F U. I was on highway two the other night at 6. It took me 20 minutes to get from 84th street to 56th. That was after a semi almost rear ended my car. The only reason he didn’t is because I saw him coming and I sped up pulling to the left as much as I could and he had to swerve right onto the shoulder. I should have gotten out and danced on his hood. He probably would have thought it was a reward though.