Disney is asking $110,000, per person, for new adventure.

How’s this sound for your family summer vacation? Disney is offering one package that takes you to all 12 of their parks. How much is it? Did I mention that it includes private jet travel? How much, you say? You’ll also be stopping at the Taj Mahal and the pyramids. What does it cost? Oh look, it also includes a tour of Lucasfilm Campus and Walt Disney Studios. Is it expensive? Can you put a price on being attended to by three adventure guides, Disney VIPS, and surprise guests? Just tell you the ***ing price? Okay, okay. It’s a one time, low, low price of only $110,000 a person. That’s based on if you book two people. If you don’t, there’s another $10k fee if it’s just one person. Also, you only get one window to do it, July 9^th though August 1, 2023. They’re calling it the “Bucket List Adventure”. I’m calling it the “I could buy 2 cars and pay off my mortgage with that money” adventure.