Jenny woke up at 5 the other morning which meant I woke up at 5 the other morning. I asked why she got up so early and she said something along the lines of she wasn’t sure. It was either a fox making noise or me.
I got to thinking about that later and started wondering what kind of noise could I possibly make in my sleep that sounds anything like the screams of a fox? Have you ever heard one? Imagine if Andy Dick had a harmonica stuck in his throat while while someone kept sticking him with a hot poker. I know I snore sometimes, but where did she come up with it being me or……screaming fox?
If you’ve never heard a fox scream, forward to 27 seconds in on this video.