A top executive at Beyond Meat got road rage and bit another man’s face. Douglas Ramsey is the COO of Beyond Meats. He was in line, leaving a parking garage in Arkansas when, from what he says, the other guy clipped his SUV’s tire. He got so mad about it that he got out of his SUV, punched out the back window of the other guy’s car, punched the other guy, and then bit his nose hard enough to cause tearing.
I have sooooo many questions. First, Beyond Meats is a fake meat company. If you bite someone’s nose, does that mean you’re not a vegetarian anymore? Second, how did he get close enough to the other guy to bite his nose? Did he wiggle through the back window gnashing his teeth? Actually, the other guy got out when Douglas punched his window. This is what the officer on the scene reported that Douglas “pulled him close and started punching his body.” And he also, “bit the owner’s nose, ripping the flesh off the tip of the nose”. Witnesses said that Douglas also threatened to kill the other guy. He’s only been with Beyond Meat since December. Maybe he hasn’t been there long enough to pick up the peaceful vegetarian vibes.