You might of heard about the upcoming movie where Winne The Pooh is psycho serial killer. It seems like turning childhood friends into evil monsters is the fad now. The next one is “Bambi: The Reckoning”. The producer said this, “The film will be an incredibly dark retelling of the 1928 story we all know and love. Bambi will be a vicious killing machine that lurks in the wilderness. Prepare for Bambi on rabies!” I’m thinking more like a producer on crack. By the way, the producer of the Bambi movie is also the director of the Winnie The Pooh thing. He didn’t need Disney’s blessing on these. The stories became public domain this year. The company behind them also picked up the rights for a movie called “The Mean One” which will be about a murderous Mr. Grinch.
I’ve seen the trailer for the Winnie the Pooh slasher movie. It looks terrible. As in, terrible acting, terrible sequences, terrible waste of time.